Thursday, July 31, 2008

Bye Bye Birdie

In another stunning move, Brian "the dealer" Cashman raped another team in a late night trade yesterday. Somehow he convinced the Houston Astros to take Latroy "The Hawk whose really more like a pigeon" Hawkins off our back s and even got a minor leaguer in return!

Even if Matt Cusik never reaches High-A ball this trade will be considered a fleecing. The fact that the Cashmoney was able to to get a living, breathing, moving person should put him in the running for some sort of Nobel Prize. Hell I woulda traded him for 10 bats if someone offered them...

There are about 5 more hours until the trade deadline, I'm looking forward to seeing what else we could put together.


-The Ghost of SAMIAM

1 comment:

max sutton said...

so what started as a very good day for the yankees didnt end as sweet. ofcourse over all Manny leaving the division increased the yanks and the rays chances on getting to the post season. but those damn angels keep beagting the yanks. i know it was only the first game of the 4 game series but for some reason the yanks look intimidated by these guys. they dont look scared of any one else. and now that texiera is thefre that sure doesnt help.

Unless the mets do something in the next 3 weeks every one is calling them losers. i agree they need a bat. if and only a big if Ryan Church comes back that really can help. And if beltran come3s around that wouldnt hurt. When he gets hot he can carry a team for a week or 2 at a time. but he just doesnt look good. in 06 they got as far as they did with Reyes, wright, beltran and delgodo. now they have a true ace in santana.
Now that delgado is back to his old self if beltran wakes up the offense should be enough.